Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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