dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think your dad took our porno
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
