yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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