Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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