Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
