Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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