He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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