I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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