he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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