i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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