He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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