I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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