i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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