Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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