its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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