So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
