North Korea, Best Korea!
He kissed a someone with a penis
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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