Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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