Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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