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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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