My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I don't deserve a penis
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
