Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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