i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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