How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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