I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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