she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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