I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i was born a porn star she said
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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