i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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