try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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