That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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