My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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