Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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