sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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