my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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