you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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