Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you made out with another girl for some wings
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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