As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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