doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I skipped work to stalk him.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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