Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
