her vagine was all disorganized.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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