The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
