just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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