What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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