he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Randomize
