just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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