I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
