; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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