would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
