i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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