I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
