do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
